dropped in no appointment, met by an older chubby lady that had seen better days! I asked if I could see someone else - NO - I was told, only her there today! Her attitude was harsh! Decided to walk out...never ever going back!

First of all I am writing this review for a shy (married) friend of mine who doesn't want his old lady to know she terribley cold in bed! He claims its like fucking the DEAD!
He asked me about this place as it is within walking distance from his home and a Taco place. I told him NO! Don't waste your time & money, the provider is short Old Fugly-Fat(O-F-F)!
My idiot friend went anyway! He was greeted by the lady, shown to a room, told to take off his cloths, lay on the table. She told him a young lady would be with him when she finished the dude she was with! Five minutes passed, the O-F-F returned, began massage without saying a word. He asked where the younger lady was, O-F-F responded that she had another appointment. My friend was losing interest cause she was similar to his wife in manor! He flipped himself cause the massage was lame! O-F-F asked what he wanted, he said he wanted to fuck the younger lady! O-F-F said she would do him real good cause she was horny! She left the room, came back in with seran wrap, wrapped his limp dick, stroked it into semi-hard, leaned against the table, guided him into her, told him Fuck Me hard! No hj, no bj, just straight to the deed! He told me that it was just like doing his wife, exept, he has to beg her for days before she gives it up! He claimed that the Wrap was OK, didn't bother him! She did have a slight underarm Odor about her! She told him it was 150 for the fs! My friend only had 100, which she took, thenasked for his credit card to run it for another 100! My friend dressed in a hurry, pushed her aside as she was blocking the exit! She was yelling at him, telling him she was going to call the police, as she had evidence in the wrap!
Well folks! I warned him! Luckily he had walked there, so she didn't get his license plate! STAY AWAY folks!

Saw a guy walking down the stairs, I asked if the parlor was open, he said yes and made face! I walked in, met a women in her late 0's to early 50, chubby-dumpy, massage was just ok, she offered me a $80 HJ, $100 BJ. I took the BJ, but walked out when she came in carrying Saran-Wrap! Like she was going to give me a BJ using Saran Wrap! No Way.