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Just Kidding. I travel to SLC & wondered the same thing. That's actually Why I'm here. God knows I wouldn't be in SLC, if I didn't have too. This forum section for SLC is the closest I would like to be.

Funny. I hope that's not really you in that avatar AMPhunter. Can we get some help gentlemen. You can PM me.

Nope. As far as I know, there are no AMP's here.
The closest thing you'll find is what I call I'd the UMP (Utah massage parlor), otherwise known as 'reiki'. This would be a girl in a bikini rubbing baby oil on you. Most are worthless, but you may find one or two offering a little more. Pretty much a crap shoot.

One word--Heartsong

I beg to differ. Heartsong is no AMP, at least as would be defined on this site.
It is a place that offers sensual massage, but the term AMP implies much more.
To be blunt, do you get a BJ or FS with any of the massage places like Heartsong? Outside of Joy, one or two reiki girls, and a couple of independents, the answer (as far as I'm aware) is no. If I'm wrong about that, I'd love to know!