I went to a new AMP in my area (kind of..a little road trip was involved). Older house, converted, looked nice, private parking, big rooms. The provider was Japanese. Good TS, mostly bare-handed, nice butt and genital play..spread my cheeks apart and slapped 'em, thought she was going to do PM. Best massage I'd ever had at an AMP! Massaged my butt really good, again spread the cheeks! Thought she was going to rim.
Time to flip ("You been to other massagee places?" and wanted to know where and how much..) and we settled for 120. So I get to "Mickey D" her...after a bit her hips start to buck, wouldn't allow any finger insertions, tried to put her legs together quickly, for a few seconds. Got to start giving her a tongue-lashing again and after a few seconds, or so, the same response.
I went to move up and noticed that her pubic area looked like I had slobbered all over it!...kinda thick, but clear, liquid, not sticky, I had a bit on my chin...never noticed a taste or smell.
Could it have been...female ejaculate?...Too much to be lube.
So she works on me, didn't really like doing HJ, but did a BJ without ever using her hands or fingers! Had a GF that did this alot, esp. when I would sit in a chair and she'd kneel in front of me.
While her head was bobbing, she did a very nice massage of my balls. Finished up with FS, back to "No-Handed BJ" and HJ to completion.
Possible Female Ejaculation, "No-Handed BJ." Life was very good today...except for the return of summer....70 House Fee, 120 tip.

@relaxn,
Are you having fun up in WA state now?
If so,you sure know how to pick them.

On another topic, if you are there, be sure and get us the latest on those cat fighting bitches up there . Better yet, let sleeping dogs lie..

No, no, no.... go stir it up with 'em!!

Report back!!


I had a girlfriend once - beautiful blonde - great tits - rockin' body - loved to swallow.... but thats all besides the point.... Haha.

I had her on the coffee table in the living room once - she maneuvered there from the couch while we were making out and I was fingering her. I was going at it with my finger and tongue - she was squirming like crazy - and all at once she let loose with a magnificent groan - and she oozed out all this female ejaculate (cum, for you 7th graders in the crowd). It was sticky and thick and white - looked a lot like my own cum... but it clung to my fingers like some weird science goo. She wasn't a squirter - it wasnt that - this was cum!

Honestly I had not ever seen it before - and I didnt know what to do with it.. hahaha!
Was I supposed to taste it or wipe it on the couch cushion?!

I tasted it a little bit - after all, she swallowed me all the time - it was the least I could do! It was nothing spectacular, thats for sure.. and I have never seen another woman cum that hard in my life! (That was mid 90's... shes long gone)

Klem,

Mid 90's, she's long gone...so this was about 20 years ago...long gone so...she was in her 70's or 80's then...you were with a grandmother or even a great grandmother... you sly dog..you fucked a GILF..or is that a GGILF?

Ha!!

I was barely 30 at the time!

Im gonna guess it was around 98 or 99....

The YEAR, you ass-wipe...

not the age!!

Hey guys lets not bring up or encourage the cat fighting up north. Those ladies are making us look like morons and white trailer trash. They get far too much exposure on this website so lets not encourage them.

Thanks for the "micky d" relaxn I own that,....

Doesn't help you get more pussy Darth...too bad you don't get royalties..pussy $$$ from EMP and whatever you want to call it from McD's hahaha...

Sorry guys, I have made a terrible mistake! I thought I was posting in the "General Forum"...this AMP is in Illinois. I will try to get it posted into the right "Forum."

@relaxn,
We'd have just as much fun if this was in Illinois.. you often have quality reviews..at least the ones you share with us ...but your secrets are what we really want to know!

Well, one secret is that I had a GF that said (as things were getting VERY hot and heavy one night) "I want you to give me nine inches, and make it hurt!"
So I fucked her three times and slapped her.

"Klem"
Have you ever tasted your own semen?
I have (OOoops! another little secret out!)...my own. GF that was a swallower jacked me off until I came in her palm (threw me off, because she would stick a finger, or two, inside her to pull my cum out of her and lick it off of her fingers until she got almost all of it out of her), dipped a finger in it and crawled up to me and held it in front of me. She said "Do you want to see what you taste like?"...Loaded question!..so I just laid there. She moved her finger right up to my lips..I thought "I'm fucked!"...so I just barely parted my lips and let her put this drop on my tongue. Swallowed it very quickly!
She said "You passed" and then said "If you wouldn't have tasted that, I wasn't going to let you cum in my mouth anymore."...Well, lucky me, I guess. Then she just licked it all off of her palm in one lick, swallowed, and smiled...ending with a kiss, a bit of semen-free tongue, and "Good boy!"...Yep, I felt like a dog that was laying there, licking his dick.
The next GF that I really liked didn't really want me to cum in her mouth, so swallowing was out of the question ("I don't like the taste of cum.")...so I thought I'd try this on her.
Fooling around, I started jacking off (she watched) came in the palm of my hand, dipped a finger in and moved up to her lips....told her to just try it. Once, twice, again, until it was all gone. She licked the rest off of my palm. I asked "That wasn't bad, was it?" She agreed. Long, deep kissing, with tongue.
I told her that I'd have to teach her how to swallow a mans' semen, as it made him feel very good...that the real secret isn't to get his dick at the back of your mouth and shoot down your throat...that the way to do this was to have him cum right behind your front teeth, on your tongue, and then to swallow it in one swift gulp. There are more taste buds at the back of your mouth than there are in the front.
She wouldn't swallow every time, but any is better than none.

Just like McD's, the choices on their menu have a certain price .

Gentlemen...I went to this AMP (it is in Illinois, I posted on the Washington Forum by mistake) on 8/26. I was reading some on-line newspapers later in the week, planning on when to make the road trip again.
Surprise!..The place was busted on 8/27, about 24 hrs after I was there. The report said that they had gotten 3 complaints and they found some of the AMPs decorating (outdoor cameras, privacy fence....which looked older than the 3 months this place was there, and a buzzer system for entrance).
The provider that worked on me was arrested for prostitution, and it said she was 48...I'd have put her at 35-40. She looked better in person than she did in the mug shot.
The paper also said that they had been monitoring the place. They are looking for the owner, whom they think owns the AMP in Effingham.
Man! That was close! Now I am waiting to see if they send me a subpoena...Sweating piss, crap, and cum...I'm gonna be a shriveled up old man for awhile....But first, I'm already thinking about where to go for awhile. It looks like I'm going to be doing the 2 to 2 1/2 hr road trips again..that's each way!